Feral Chickens

The chickens and roosters around here are a real problem!. They run wild, and they are loud! Really, really loud! The noise is excruciating, more like a dying screeching sound than a real crow, and they all look scrawny and unhealthy! I wouldn’t even try to eat one! They poop all over my patio and gobble up all of my cat’s food. They even beat up my cat should she try to stop them!

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